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Rise of the BROCCOLI VENDING MACHINE!

FLASH – new vending machine will dispense healthy broccoli. Yes my friends this new insta-matic broccoli vending machine (patent pending) will only dispense nutritious healthy broccoli in 2 “flavors” raw for the roughage you need to pass it properly and steamed for those of us with tooth decay.
Yes my people – for only $19.95, this diet Dennison device will dispense delicious broccoli for your dietary needs. We will keep you healthy!

Coming to hospitals, restaurants and your corner store soon!

Get fit – get broccoli fit!