FLASH – new vending machine will dispense healthy broccoli. Yes my friends this new insta-matic broccoli vending machine (patent pending) will only dispense nutritious healthy broccoli in 2 “flavors” raw for the roughage you need to pass it properly and steamed for those of us with tooth decay.
Yes my people – for only $19.95, this diet Dennison device will dispense delicious broccoli for your dietary needs. We will keep you healthy!
Coming to hospitals, restaurants and your corner store soon!
Get fit – get broccoli fit!